Cyanide!

[muscadine]

Started by princesswitch and modified by reannon (with help from merlaan), it's:

The Princesswitch Cyanide Game!

RULES: For each pair, you choose which one you would have sex with (definition: any kind of pleasurable genital contact. Presumably.) The alternative is the cyanide capsule you keep in your pocket.

Feeding the cyanide to one of the parties is NOT allowed.

Dead people are presumed to be alive and in their prime.

Obviously, this involves some orientation bending.


1. Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, or Cyanide?
Christina Aguilera

2. 50 Cent, Eminem, or Cyanide?
Eminem

3. Hugh Grant, Colin Firth, or Cyanide?
Colin Firth

4. Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, or Cyanide?
Orlando Bloom

5. Jennifer Lopez, Ben Affleck, or Cyanide?
Ben Affleck

6. Tony Stewart, Ryan Newman, or Cyanide?
Jeff...er, Tony Stewart

7. Kevin Harvick, Dale Earnhardt Jr., or Cyanide?
Kevin Harvick

8. J.K. Rowling, Anne Rice, or Cyanide?
J.K. Rowling

9. Helen Fielding, Fay Weldon, or Cyanide?
Helen Fielding

10. Marilyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn, or Cyanide?
Audrey Hepburn

11. George W. Bush, Tony Blair, or Cyanide?
Tony Blair

12. Keira Knightley, Parminder Nagra, or Cyanide?
Kiera Knightley

13. Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney, or Cyanide?
Cyanide

14. Cary Grant, Clark Gable, or Cyanide?
Evil! *agonizes* Cary Grant

15. Missy Elliott, Lil’ Kim, or Cyanide?
Lil' Kim

16. Howard Dean, Wesley Clark, or Cyanide?
Hmm, I like a man in uniform, but I think I'll have to go with Howard Dean

17. Joe Lieberman, Dick Gephardt, or Cyanide?
Dick Gephardt wins over Cyanide...slightly

18. Chris Rock, Jeff Foxworthy, or Cyanide?
Chris Rock

19. Margaret Cho, Sandra Bernhard, or Cyanide?
Margaret Cho, baby!

20. Natalie Maines, Faith Hill, or Cyanide?
Natalie Maines, baby!

21. Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, or Cyanide?
Cyanide

22. Kurt Cobain, Courtney Love, or Cyanide?
Kurt Cobain

23. Andre 3000, Big Boi, or Cyanide?
Big Boi

24. Pharrell, Timbaland, or Cyanide?
Pharrell

25. Julia Roberts, Julia Stiles, or Cyanide?
Julia Roberts

26. Beyonce, Alicia Keys, or Cyanide?
Ummm...Beyonce

27. Nicole Kidman, Angelina Jolie, or Cyanide?
Nicole Kidman

28. Denzel Washington, Will Smith or Cyanide?
Denzel Washington

29. Ed Norton, Viggo Mortensen or Cyanide?
Viggo Mortensen

30. David Boreanaz, Hugh Jackman or Cyanide?
David Boreanaz, easy! *melts*

31. Michael Biehn, Arnold Schwarzenegger or Cyanide?
Michael Biehn

32. James Marsters, James Marsden or Cyanide?
Tough but I think I have to go with James Marsden

33. George Lucas, Francis Ford Coppola or Cyanide?
George Lucas

34. Scott Peterson, Gary Condit or Cynaide?
The jury's still out on this one.

35. Kobe Bryant, Michael Jackson or Cyanide?
Cyanide

36. Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin or Cyanide?
Cyanide

37. George Will, Rush Limbaugh or Cyanide?
Cyanide

38. Bill Clinton, James Carville or Cyanide?
James Carville

39. Laura Bush, Hillary Clinton or Cyanide?
Hillary Clinton

40. Elaine Chao, Ann Veneman or Cyanide?
Elaine Chao

41. Colin Powell, Condi Rice or Cyanide?
Colin Powell

42. Molly Ivins, Ann Quinlan or Cyanide?
Molly Ivins

43. Peter Jennings, Dan Rather or Cyanide?
Peter Jennings

44. Elijah Wood, Sean Astin or Cyanide?
I choose *cough*both*cough* Elijah Wood.

45. Cate Blanchett, Liv Tyler or Cyanide?
Liv Tyler wins out.

46. Jayson Blair, Steven Glass or Cyanide?
Cyanide

47. Garrison Keillor, Michael Feldman or Cyanide?
Michael Feldman

48. Gray Davis, Pete Wilson or Cyanide?
Gray Davis

49. Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden or Cyanide?
Cyanide

50. Steve The Crocodile Man, Jason Allen Alexander (Britney's ex) or Cyanide?
Jason Allen Alexander

51. Catherine Zeta-Jones, Renee Zellweger or Cyanide?
Catherine Zeta-Jones

52. And the final event: Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis or Cyanide?
Kim Cattrall

Comments

[reannon.livejournal.com]

Scott Peterson, Gary Condit or Cynaide?
The jury's still out on this one.

BWAHAHAHA!

Elijah Wood, Sean Astin or Cyanide?
I choose *cough*both*cough* Elijah Wood.

Yeah, that one was particularly evil.

[silverlinedjenn.livejournal.com]

ooh, fun game! also: you have good taste, i approve =0)

[hyounpark.livejournal.com]

You only had one blatantly wrong answer. ;) Johnny Depp would be such a better lay than Orlando Bloom. All that eccentric energy and creativity in bed? Sign me up! You can keep Orlando for yourself, even though he is a pretty boy.

Rummy vs. Cheney would be a tough choice. Rummy would probably enjoy it way too much. I can totally see him as a whips and chains submissive who likes it rough. Then again, Cheney might have another heart attack if you pushed him too hard. How's that for two super icky choices? Compared to that, Gray Davis vs. Pete Wilson almost seems tasty in comparison.

Overponderingly,
Hyoun

[legolastn.livejournal.com]

Johnny Depp would be such a better lay than Orlando Bloom.
Probably, but I wouldn't be much of a Legolas if I didn't pick Legolas. Wait...

[countrymouse.livejournal.com]

32. James Marsters, James Marsden or Cyanide?
Tough but I think I have to go with James Marsden

Are you NUTS?!? ::mouse calms herself down:: Um, James Marsters! Spike! Yummy hunk!! How could you not choose James Marsters?! :-P I know, I'LL take him! ::GRIN::

[legolastn.livejournal.com]

More for you, I guess. :D I had a tough time choosing on that one, but in the end I go for the brunettes more than the blondes. :)

[countrymouse.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee! :-)