Would you like to take a survey?

[muscadine]

1. Beatles or Elvis? Elvis. Well, young Elvis anyways. It's pretty close.
2. What is your secret spy name? Now if I told you it wouldn't be a secret, would it?
3. When you were a kid, you wanted to grow up to be: Marty Stouffer. Also, Greg Louganis. Also, to some extent, Jaques Cousteau.
4. Ever had an odd pet (anything other than dog, cat, fish, bird)? Hamsters, turtles, a guinea pig, a rabbit, and insects & invertebrates of various kinds. I have never had a bird, though.
5. List the strangest town name(s) you've ever seen: While I don't think it is technically a town (at least now), Toad Suck, AR is I think the funnies name for a place that I've ever seen.
6. Ever taken the purity test? Yes, of course. Many varieties.
8. Is your hair color currently your natural color? Yes.
9. Your current celebrity crushes: Sean Hayes, Scott Lowell, Eric McCormack, Ewan McGregor, Hal Sparks, Elijah Wood. I also have a thing for Jodie Foster and Julianna Margulies.
10. Do you own any Tupperware? Yes, of course.
11. Ever re-gifted an item? None that I can think of. I have just gotten rid of things though.
12. Your favorite Stooge: It's a tossup between Moe and Curly.
13. Daffy Duck or Donald Duck? No preference.
14. Favorite game to play (not sport, just game): Life or Monopoly. Or any of a variety of card games.
15. You do a GREAT impression of: Dr. Claw (of Inspector Gadget cartoon fame).
16. Most recent celebrity spotting: Buh...there was some Grizzly basketball player in Tower Records when I was there Saturday. Not something I really care much about, so *shrug*.
17. Strange skill you have that not many people know about: The ability to answer silly survey questions without really answering them.
18. The body part you like best on yourself is: brain.
19. A bad habit you have is: procrastination.
20. The last concert you went to: I've been to several "performances" but the last concert? Probably Tori Amos at the Orpheum Theatre.
21. Kinkiest location you've ever done It: Kinkiest? Probably a hotel bed. While there was another couple in the other bed.
22. What is your drag name (name of first pet with mother's maiden name)? Shep Pitt. Whatever.
23. Your favorite fast-food burger is: Burger King Whopper.
24. Worst job you've ever had: Eh, I can't say any of them have been that bad.
25. In the movie of your life, whom do you want to play you? Me, of course. And the various people listed above as crushes can play my love interests. *duck*
26. Your dream car: Mazda Protege5. Mmm...
27. Your favorite comic strip is: This is the wrong question to ask me. Right now the webcomics Sinfest, Boy Meets Boy, Penny Arcade, and RPG World are the only ones I really kee up with on a day-to-day (sort of) basis. I also like This Modern World, Boondocks, Foxtrot, For Better or For Worse, Non Sequitur, Over the Hedge (even though we only get Sunday's version in the paper here), and of course classics like Peanuts, Calvin & Hobbes, and Far Side.
28. Do you still have your appendix? Yes
29. Toilet paper: rolled under or over? Over! OVER DAMMIT!
30. Your favorite donut: Plain or Bavarian Creme-filled.
31. Favorite basketball team (if you have one; pro or college; men or women): Basketball isn't really my thing, but I do like watching the Final 4 games, and the WNBA teams occassionally.
32. Favorite Simpsons quote: Doh! Well, it may not be my favorite, but it's the one I use the most. That and mmm... :)
33. Do you collect anything interesting? As opposed to collecting anythng UNinteresting? I collect anything and everything. Books, magazines, videos & DVDs, playing cards, beanies, various chess, Pokemon, Star Wars, and Disney paraphernalia, dragon & turtle figurines, and other assorted odds and ends.
34. What are your hobbies? Reading, writing, video games, various Internet-related interests, blah blah blah, etc, and so forth.
35. Your favorite form of chocolate: Hershey's Symphony bars (plain) are the pinnacle of chocolate existence.
36. Your guilty pleasure: Cheesecake. OK, there is rarely guilt involved.
37. Your favorite piece of sushi: Homemade California Rolls are really the only thing I ever had.
38. Your favorite way to blow $20: Books are my anti-drug.
39. Ever slapped someone who was not a blood relative? Yes.
40. Your favorite Girl Scout cookie: Shortbread is the only way to go.
41. Your personal theme song: We Didn't Start the Fire is one of them.
42. Do you have any jewelry in your birthstone? My classring, sortof. It's really the wrong stone by name, but they were all fake and the one I chose was closer to the actual color of my birthstone (not to mention one of my school colors), in my opinion, so I chose it.
43. Your favorite sandwich: Ham&Cheese, Bologna, Chicken or Tuna Salad if fixed right. Oh, or a Roasted Chicken, Meatball, or Pizza Sub is goooood.
44. The farthest place you've ever traveled to: New Mexico and New York City.
45. What would you do with a million dollars? Buy a reasonably sized house, perhaps a few other choice goodies for myself and close friends, invest the rest, and return to life as normal except with a nice bonus income every month.
46. What is one of your life goals? To obtain a doctorate-level degree.
47. Have you ever seen the movie "Free to Be You and Me" in elementary school? uh, no
48. Your favorite Muppet (from any Henson production): Restricting myself to "The Muppets," Kermit, Scooter, and Bunsen & Beaker were my favs as I child. I'm also partial to Miss Piggy, Fozzie, the Swedish Chef, Statler & Waldorf, and Sam.
49. In 10 more years, you want to accomplish: Finishing school and being well on my way in my career.
50. Your favorite foreign-language film: "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon," "Princess Mononoke," and "Run Lola Run" would be my top 3.

Comments

[queerbychoice.livejournal.com]

I used to sell Girl Scout cookies, for about, let's see, 8 years of my life. But I could never understand why anyone bought Shortbread. All the other flavors were far more interesting.

[legolastn.livejournal.com]

Huh? What, what? Someone dares defile the name of the pure buttery, sugary, melt-in-your-mouth (and not to mention yummy) goodness that is shortbread cookies? Shame! Shame I say! :D

You have to realize this is coming from the person who thinks chocolate chips generally lessen the pure, unadulterated goodness of the sugary dough they are usually put in. It's nothing against chocolate. I love chocolate. It's just that, in general, I'm all about unadulterated food (or, as Snoopy puts it, "I don't like food in my food." I'm wierd that way, I fully admit and am proud of.