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[muscadine]

[ Do You Have... ]
Any sisters: 3 step-sisters. 2 are my step-father's, are older than me, and lived with their mother, so I only know them from visits. 1 is my step-mother's. She is also my cousin (don't ask!), and as I spent most of my summers living with my dad and step-mother, I am/was closer to her.
Any brothers: 3 step-brothers. Same story here.
Any pets: Yes. 1 Russian blue (in coloration only) cat named Rio, and some snails in a small fish tank (hope to get a betta soon). Our landlord/housemate has 2 dogs, Cookie and Ginger, and 1 calico cat, Beatrice (who is beautiful but a bitch, so she'll probably be leaving the household soon).
A disease: Probably.
A pager: I did, then I didn't, and now I do...sorta. It's a pager through work, and I pretty much only use it during work hours.
A personal phone number: Yes, my cell phone. I'm one of the few who no longer has a land line phone at home. I also have a private line at work, complete with voice mail. Woo.
A leather jacket with studs on it: Mmmm...leather. Erm, I mean, fake leather. *duck*
A heroin needle: Yes, but sadly no heroin. Seriously, though, what exactly distinguishes a heroin needle from some other needle? I mean, besides the fact it has heroin in it?
A car: Yes.

[ Describe Your... ]
Personality: The only sure thing is that I'm introverted (but some of my friends would disagree because I can be loud and boisterous around people I'm comfortable with). I think my most common score on personality tests is INTP, but the N, T, & P are pretty borderline. That is to say, ISFJ doesn't describe me too well (nor do combinations of 2 of the opposites), but take any one of those and insert it (ISTP, INFP, INTJ), and I oftentimes reflect that profile.
Appearance: This is in danger of becoming a personal ad, but I look like your average white male who is 5'8" and has a large build and dark brown hair (most people say black) and green (usually, sometimes blue or brown) eyes.
Shoes: "Airwalk" style sneakers; when playing dress-up, rather plain brown or black dress shoes; or if I'm feeling a little funky, my "Kermit-the-Frog-skin" green sneakers.
Driving: A lot safer than most of the crazies in this town.
Car or one you want: 1992 Honda Accord (Rosewood). I like it pretty well except it is a 2 door. It is a replacement for my 1996 Mazda Protege, which I loved. And, as God is my witness, my next car is going to be a Mazda Protege5.
School: Buh...describe them? Nah.
Bed: Until recently, a nice king sized bed with a big comfy mattress. Currently and for the forseeable future, a queen-sized sleeper sofa in bad need of something to cover the metal pieces (OUCH!).
Relationship with your parent(s): (blatantly lifted from queerbychoice) They do their best to make it pleasureable for me to continue associating with them. They fail on occasion, but they make the effort and succeed often enough to suffice.

[ Do you... ]
Consider yourself a good listener: Yes. Unless you don't have my attention. Now what were you saying?
Consider yourself a good friend: Yes, to those who are a good friend to me.
Save your e-mail conversations: Not all of them, but all the "important" ones, yes.
Believe in reincarnation: No.
Like to make fun of people: Yes, but I'm not always proud of it.
Like to talk on the phone: I despise the phone as anything more than a utilitarian method to contact someone who is too far away to talk to personally, and does not have access to email.

[ What Is/Are/Was... ]
Right next to you: My work desk, computer, shelves, file cabinets...pretty boring stuff.
On the walls of your room: Since we just moved...wallpaper.
Your dream car: I already covered this.
Your dream date: I don't dream about dates, really.
Your dream honeymoon spot: The Galapagos Islands. Or, more realistically, any natural place far from the city would do, or paradoxically some big cities might do.
Your dream husband/wife: My current partner.
The single most important question: Are you sure it's dead?
Your bad time of the day: Morning.
Your worst fear(s): Heights, high bridges (related to the former).
The weather is like: Totally clear and sunny, man. Like, fer sure.
The best trick you ever played on someone: I'm not hugely into tricking people, and there have been some good ones, but nothing comes to mind as "best."
The weirdest food or drink that you like: Calamari isn't that wierd I guess, but it is pretty wierd that I like it. Recently I tried some sushi that I liked, which also suprised me, and is relatively wierd. I'm picky.
The hardest thing about growing up: Realizing people you care about aren't always going to be around.
Your funnest experience: "Funnest"? Please.
Your scariest moment: Coming out to parents.
The silliest thing you've said: Encherito. C'mon, you have to admit that's pretty silly.
The worst feeling in the world: A broken heart.
The best feeling in the world: Love.

[ the past ]
What is the one thing you would change about your past?: Nothing, as long as I don't have to relive it.
What is the biggest mistake you've made in your life?:
A certain person.
Last thing you heard: People laughing in the halls.
Last thing you saw: My computer screen?
Last thing you said: OK.
Who is the last person you saw?: My manager.
Who is the last person you kissed?: Allen, my partner.
Who is the last person you hugged?: Allen.
Who is the last person you fought with?: I don't generally get into fights, but the closest thing to one was probably with Allen.
Who is the last person you were on the phone with?: The last person? One of my patients. Otherwise, a machine.
What is the last TV show you saw? NBC News.

[ the present ]
What are you wearing?: I feel dirty now. But my Chinese dragon boxers, a white t-shirt and socks, dark blue scrubs, a white lab coat, black sneakers (velcro, woo!), a Marvin the Martian watch, a silver ring Allen gave me, my glasses, and a smile :P.
Who are you talking to?: No one.

[ the future ]
What day is it tomorrow?: Saturday!
What are you going to do after this?: Continue to work, then go home.
Who are you going to talk to?: Chances are, my patients, my manager, and perhaps Allen on the phone.
Where are you going to go?: To lunch, to the McDonald's local corporate headquarters, and eventually home.
How old will you be when you graduate?: Graduate from what? I was 17 for HS, 21 for undergrad, and for graduate school...we'll see!
What do you wanna be?: I just gotta be me.
What is one of your dreams?: Well, there's this one where I...erm, but you probably don't want to hear that one. I dunno. I like research. I like teaching. I like politics.
Where will you be in 25 years?: Planet Earth, hopefully.

[ have you ever ]
Drank?: Yes.
Smoked?: Not really.
Had sex?: Yes, in many forms.
Stolen?: Yes.
Done anything illegal?: I'm sure.
Wanted to die?: No.
Hit someone?: Yes.

[ other ]
Do you write in cursive or print?: Both, and often alternating within the same sentences.
What piercings do you have?: None. I am not into bodily pain.
Do you drive?: Yes (again, covered this earlier).
Do you have glasses or braces?: Have glasses, had braces.

[ Fashion ]
Do you wear a watch?: Yes.
How many coats and jackets do you own?: Four, one coat I regularly wear, one jacket I regularly wear, and 2 sport coats for dressing up.
Most expensive item of clothing?: Hrm. Probably a hat or some shoes, but I rarely spend much money on clothes.

[ Friends ]
Do you have heaps of friends?: Heaps of friends? No. Heaps of acquaintances, yes.
Do you have more boy friends or more girl friends?: More girl friends probably, but it is pretty even.
Do you ever get annoyed at any friend?: Yes, I am alive and human.
Have you ever lied to a friend?: Yes.
Have you ever stolen a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend?: No.

[ Relationships ]
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yes.
How long have you been together?: About 18 months.
Ever done something stupid to impress them?: I'm sure I probably have.
Have you ever experienced unrequited love?: Yes, but generally (not to be conceited), I've been on the recieving end of it.
Do you find it romantic or hurtful?: Both.

[ Favorites ]
Favorite Animal: Cats, though I love all sorts of animals. Turtles would probably be a close second.
Favorite Sport: Softball is probably the only sport I've ever played on a "competitive" (in the loosest sense of the word) basis. I enjoy bowling, swimming, hiking, long walks late at night...there we go with the personal ad thing again. :D I like to watch many sports, but especially football and baseball. I only really like to actually attend baseball games, I think. I despise basketball.
Favorite Color(s): Green, blue, and variations thereof. Also colors which compliment those.
Favorite Friend(s) Offline: Besides Allen, probably Len and Katie.
Favorite Friend(s) Online: There are several, each from their own "area" that I interact with.
Favorite Band(s): The Susan Tedesci Band. Sure.
Favorite Movie(s): Too many to count. Pretty much any animated or sci-fi/fantasy film with any quality to it.
Favorite Movie Quote(s): Sometimes things happen like that...strange, amazing things. I swear they happen all the time. -Manny & Lo
Favorite Store: The Memphis Mid-Town Food Co-op. ;)
Favorite Shoe: Kermit sneakers.
Favorite Scent: Vanilla.
Favorite Author: J.R.R. Tolkien, among many.
Favorite Books: I love books, period. Anything by Tolkien, but this is much like asking me which child is my favorite.

[ Random Questions ]
Do You Wear Make-up?: No.
Which is more important, personality or looks?: Personality, of course. You know, unless it's just anonymous sex.
What kind of personality do you like in a significant other?: There is no specific type.
Do you move fast or slow in a relationship?: Relative to what? Probably slow, but I often percieve fast.
Would you ever ask someone out?: Yes, and I have, but I have no preference.
Do you prefer blondes or brunettes? No real preference in and of itself, but I do really like dark/black hair with certain other characteristics in combination.

[ Love, life and friends ]
What is the first thing you notice about someone?: Eyes.
When's the last time you cried?: Probably in the last couple of months. Probably the good kind of cry.
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Sometimes.
How far have you gotten in bed?: Well, I prefer to be all the way in bed. It's much more comfortable that way, I find.
Do you like someone right now?: Yes, I like many people.
Do they know?: Yes, I think pretty much all of them do.

[ Within the last 24 hours, have you... ]
Had a serious talk?: Not really.
Hugged someone?: Yes.
Gotten along well with your parents?: I haven't talked to them in the last 24 hours, but I did earlier this week and it was civil, yes.
Fought with a friend?: No.

[ Do you like to... ]
Give hugs?: To people I know and like, yes.
Give back rubs?: Sometimes, but only to people I love.
Take walks in the rain?: Warm rain only, thanks. I haven't liked it so much since getting glasses.
Use chapstick?: Yes, but I usually forget to use it.
Fill these survey things out?: Yes, when the mood strikes me.

[ In the last month have/did you... ]
Drink?: Yes.
Smoke?: No.
Drugs?: If we are talking something harder than aspirin, no.
Have Sex?: Yes!
Made Out?: Yes!
Go on a date?: Actually, yeah.
Go to the mall?: No, don't think so.
Eaten an entire box of Oreos?: No, but I have eaten an entire box of Cheese Nips. Mmm...cheese.
Eaten sushi?: In the last month? No, but recently, and for the first time (as I explained earlier).
Been on stage?: No.
Been dumped?: No.
Have someone be unfaithful to you?: Not to my knowledge.
Watched The Smurfs?: No.
Hiked a mountain?: No.
Made homemade cookies?: Not me, no.
Been in love?: Yes!

[ More stuff ]
Are you popular?: With the people that it is important to be popular with, yes.
Are you pretty?: Yes, I feel oh so pretty, and witty, and HEY, I'm getting off the question at hand.
What is your favorite phrase to say?: Recently it has been, "Sure."
What are you wearing?: OK, we've covered this before. Someone may be suffering from dementia, I'm afraid.
Do you have one of THOSE voices?: THOSE? I have no idea what you're talking about. I do tend to be rather monotone, I think.
Do you have any body mods? Yes.
Do you have any bad habits?: Yes, many.
You ever have that falling dream?: Since I don't know what falling dream you are talking about, no.

[ Either/Or ]
Cold or hot?: Yes.
Lace or satin?: Satin.
Blue or Red?: Blue.
Rain or snow?: Snow is a must if it is cold. Sadly we hardly get any. Rain is fun if it is warm, especially accompanied by a thunderstorm.
Wool or cotton?: Cotton is the fabric of my life.
Private school or public school?: What is this private school you speak of?
Chocolate milk or plain milk?: BOTH!
Spring or Fall?: Spring.
Bath or shower?: Shower.
Paranoid or Cautious?: Cautious.
Heights or Crowds?: Crowds, anyday.
Half-full or half-empty?: Overflowing.
Top or bottom?: Top. *cough*