muscadine | The 3 Column Meme

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✓ I miss somebody right now. (And most days. I wonder if you're still there K.)	× I don't watch much TV these days. (Not as much as I used to, but "don't watch much" isn't accurate.)	✓ I own lots of books. (They are my children.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Glasses because I don't like the idea of putting things IN MY EYE.)	✓ I love to play video games. (Duh.)	× I've tried marijuana. (Unless you count a contact high maybe?)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Duh.)	× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (Sadly, no.)	✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (But not always.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Imperio! Dance, my puppets, dance!)	✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (And, hopefully, every year.)	× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Not even a pocketknife, usually.)

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× I have broken someone's bones. (Well, _I_ didn't break it, per se...)	✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Maybe more than one.)	× I hate the rain. (I love the rain.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Though probably more phobic than paranoid.)	× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Nah.)	✓ I need/want money right now. (I could always use more cash.)
× I love sushi. (Some is okay. I'm picky.)	× I talk really, really fast. (No.)	× I have fresh breath in the morning. (When I get up? I don't think it's the worst, but c'mon...)
× I have long hair. (Nope, I've sometimes wanted to try it though.)	× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Not yet been to Vegas. In the works though.)	× I have at least one sibling. (Step siblings, if they count.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (Never even been to a country outside the U.S., til a month from now.)	× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (I've put on a wig before for fun, but I don't think that's what this is getting at.)	✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (Duh.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (Sure.)	✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (See above comments on honesty.)	× I am usually pessimistic. (Not at all.)
× I have a lot of mood swings. (Pretty even keeled.)	✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (And regulated.)	✓ I slept with a roommate. (Slept with, yes. Had sex with, no.)
× I have a hidden talent. (I have no talent.)	× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (No.)	✓ I have a lot of friends. (Well, acquaintance-friends anyhow.)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (And more. ;))	× I enjoy talking on the phone. (No.)	× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (No, but I like them.)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (Depending on what's being shopped for, etc.)	× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Obssessed with, no. Addicted to, yes.)	× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (Nah.)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (Duh.)	× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Nor ever.)	✓ I've rejected someone before. (Not always in the most mature way either. :()
✓ I currently like/love someone. (I should hope so.)	× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I have it narrowed down pretty well. :))	✓ I want to have children in the future. (Though I don't necessarily want them in my household.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (A few times. Ick.)	× I've called the cops on a friend before. (No way.)	× I'm not allergic to anything. (I'm allergic to lots of things.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (Who doesn't?)	× I am shy around the opposite sex. (I am shy around everyone.)	✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Almost anyways.)
× I have at least 5 away messages saved. (Huh? No.)	✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (I drink.)	× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Hmm...not to my knowledge.)
× I own the "South Park" movie. (No.)	× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Not really.)	✓ I enjoy some country music. (It used to be my favorite in high school. I'm from TN and was raised on a farm, c'mon.)
✓ I would die for my best friends. (That would not be the preferred option.)	✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (With some things.)	× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Well, not in the way this implies anyways.)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (Mmm...candy.)	✓ I have dated a close friend's ex. (Well, something like that, anyways.)	✓ I am happy at this moment. (Sure.)
× I'm obsessed with guys. (Obsessed? No.)	✓ Democrat. (Closer to Green, but they don't have much presence in AZ and you have to be registered to a party to participate in their primaries here.)	× Republican. (No, but I used to be. Have I mentioned I voted for Bob Dole? hangs head in shame)
✓ I don't even know what I am. (See above.)	× I am punk rockish. (Ha.)	× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Age is not a primary factor I consider.)
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (Not many tests to take anymore...)	× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (Huh?)	× I can work on a car. (I am not mechanically oriented.)
✓ I love my job(s). (Fun if sometimes frustrating.)	✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (Yep.)	× I have more than just my ears pierced. (I don't have anything pierced, ow.)
× I walk barefoot wherever I can. (No, but it's fun sometimes.)	× I have jumped off a bridge. (No.)	✓ I love sea turtles. (Turtles and tortoises in general are among my favorite animals.)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (Um, no.)	✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (I hope so.)	× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (No, but I once played trumpet and I want to learn guitar.)
× I hate office jobs. (Nah, they can be fun. When I was a kid I played "office." I'm a nerd like that.)	✓ I went to college out of state. (Well, for graduate school anyways.)	× I am adopted. (Not legally anyhow.)
✓ I am a pyro. (I have some tendencies...)	× I have thrown up from crying too much. (No.)	✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (From my point of view, anyhow.)
× I fall for the worst people. (Not at all.)	× I adore bright colours. (Adore?)	× I usually like covers better than originals. (What?)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (If the food is good I don't much care, though I am more and more tending to prefer local restaurants.)	✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (Some things.)	× I can't whistle. (You just put your lips together and blow... Ha.)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Yes, my family rides in horse shows.)	✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (But that's not many.)	✓ I talk in my sleep. (So I've been told. Walk too sometimes.)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (But I'd probably have thought that regardless.)	× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Eh...)	× I wear a toe ring. (No.)
× I have a tattoo. (Ow.)	× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (It takes a lot for me to really not like you.)	× I am a caffeine junkie. (No, I try to avoid it.)
✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (Ok, not completely. But it's definitely there.)	× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (I dunno...)	✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (I am a collector, it's true.)
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Sweet/semi-sweet wines especially. White port FTW.)	× I'm an artist. (Doodler perhaps.)	× I am ambidextrous. (Lefty.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (No, but I have a collection of stuffed animals.)	× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (I dunno...)	× I have terrible teeth. (Actually they're quite nice.)
× I hate my toes. (They're a bit annoying.)	✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (No tagging involved.)	✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (Or at least as many anyhow.)
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries. (4 states.)	× I am extremely flexible. (Not extremely, but perhaps...surprisingly.)	✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (Mmm...hugs.)
✓ I want to own my own business. (I wouldn't mind it, I think.)	× I smoke. (Ew.)	✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (sigh)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Heh, not that I can recall.)	✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Oh yeah.)	× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (No, I don't go in for firearms much and I've never trained with any other weapons.)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (Hot.)	✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (I'm a pleaser. ;))	× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (No, but it's probably accurate.)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before. (No, but strip games of another sort, yes.)	× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (Nope.)	× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (I dunno, but there's something to it.)
× I can't stand being alone. (I'm fine entertaining myself.)	× I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Not really. What's with all the obsession questions?)	× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (Hah, no.)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (Obsessions...)	× I'm a judgmental asshole. (Not really one to judge.)	× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (No drama plz.)
× I have travelled on more than one continent. (No.)	× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (Not really, but he's practically invisble as it is.)	× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (Nah.)
× I am a Libertarian. (Not really.)	× I can speak more than one language. (Not fluently.)	× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (No.)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (Usually. I'm a book worm.)	× I like reading fact more than fiction. (I like them equally.)	✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (I'm a procrastinator of the first degree.)
✓ I have no piercings. (As I said before.)	× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Nope.)	× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (Not exactly.)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (No.)	✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (I've wondered.)	✓ I like most animals better than most people. (Animals are some of the best people.)
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (NES, original Game Boy, SNES, N64...)	× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (Hah, no.)	✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (You know...I think so.)
× I am compulsively honest. (See above comments on honesty.)	× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (No.)	× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (Hah, actually, no.)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (Uh, I don't think so.)	× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (Nope.)	✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (It's true.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (Not really.)	× I dislike milk. (I leik milk.)	× I obsessively wash my hands. (There's that obsession over obsession again.)
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (Several something often times.)	× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (Nope.)	✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (Whether the push has worked is another question.)
✓ Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (Yeah, and other family members. Sometimes.)	✓ I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (Sure, I hand-write HTML.)	✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Sure, I'm a weirdo.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (Not to my knowledge.)	× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (Not my usual response, no.)	× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (Um, no.)
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (Untrue.)	✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (They're just trying to make a living.)	× I don't like to chew gum. (Mmm...gum.)
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (Sounds like fun.)	× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (I usually know right where it is.)	× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (Angst is not really my thing.)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (Including myself.)	✓ I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (Well, regularly. This is new.)	✓ I love to sing. (Sing, sing a song, sing out loud, sing out strong...)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (She doesn't have a basement.)	× I have a custom-built computer. (No, I have a laptop.)	✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (I guess this has a different meaning for gay men.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (Ew, no, they're my children.)	× I've gone skinny-dipping. (Not really.)	× I've performed in three plays. (Nope.)
✓ I enjoy burritos. (One of my favorite foods.)	× I'm Irish and loving it. (I've got Irish ancestry. Loving it? What?)	× I have a thing for redheads. (Not particularly.)
× I am a twin! (Sadly, no. But if I were I would be the evil twin.)	✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (This is often true.)	× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (Pro-cras-tin-a-tor.)
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Mistakes are part of who I am today.)	× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (Not usually.)	× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (I'm pretty satisfied.)
× I need more time to myself. (Sometimes.)	× I wish I was more open-minded. (I'm pretty open-minded I think.)	× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (Might be more fun than salt and pepper, but hope? Not really.)
✓ I download songs from the internet. (Yay, downloads!)	× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (What?)	✓ I say random things to freak people out. (Hee, sometimes. :D)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (What?)	✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. (Sometimes.)	× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (Meh?)
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (That's not usually what I'm dwelling on, no.)	✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (I guess...)	✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (It's pretty long.)
✓ I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (Some of them, yes. Some of them are the same.)	✓ I can only hate someone that I love. (Generally true I think.)	× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (Ew, coffee.)