Condom-Rama

By request. Obviously may not be work safe.

Learn about condoms at Wikipedia. (Where else?)

Oh, here's where: Planned Parenthood

Or here: Gay Health condom FAQ

Or perhaps here: AVERT international HIV/AIDS charity condom info page (or, alternatively, the the female condom page)

DO's and DON'Ts of Condom Use

The Truth About Condoms from SIECUS

Easy comparison shopping:
Condom Ratings from Consumer Reports (yes, THAT Consumer Reports)
The Female Health Company - maker of female condoms
Hot Rod Condoms with Speedstrip Applicator (yes, it's what it sounds like)
Lifestyles Brand Condoms
Trojan Brand Condoms
Condomania, America's first condom store (est 1991)
Condom Country, the first condom store on the web (est 1994)

Assorted silliness:
How many condoms can you wear at once?
Condom Fun Facts

LJ Drama

Apparently showing critical thinking skills on LJ is an insulting personal affront and/or act of intellectual snobbery. Much like in real life.

I'm well on my way to becoming an ivory tower elitist. Congratulate me, plebeians.