May. 31st, 2010 12:15 am
muscadine: (Cooking Demon)
"Judge me not by my hideous features but by my warm and gentle heart. Or I will eat your soul."
muscadine: (MAD Cheshire Cat)
I always knew it would be the ferns!
muscadine: (Feminist Theology/Mary of Magdala)
Our Thanksgiving Eve services are always a time of readings, poetry, and music. At last night's Thanksgiving Eve service I did a reading of this column (also under the cut below). I really hammed it up, and everyone really enjoyed it. One person came up and told me that was the most they'd ever heard me speak at one time. Which is probably true for most of the folks that were there. :)

This same service featured a cover of Marilyn Manson's cover version of Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus." So, that probably gives you some idea of what it was like.

Giving Thanks for Sauce in a Can )
muscadine: (Default)
If you haven't seen Josh Groban sing the Panda Sex Song, you obviously need to.
muscadine: (Lusty/Playful/Silly/Carried Away)
From XKCD comic:
Standard Creepiness Rule - Don't date under: (Age/2)+7

Old Adage

May. 15th, 2007 05:21 pm
muscadine: (Default)
Apparently dead cats really are inherently funny.


May. 14th, 2007 07:33 am
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"Oh, yes, THAT will work. What mortal can resist the siren song of, 'Awww, come on!'?" -OOTS Webcomic

LJ Drama

Aug. 28th, 2006 09:12 pm
muscadine: (Science/Teaching)
Apparently showing critical thinking skills on LJ is an insulting personal affront and/or act of intellectual snobbery. Much like in real life.

I'm well on my way to becoming an ivory tower elitist. Congratulate me, plebeians.
muscadine: (Coexist)
Bill Bennett & Jon Stewart

I don't like all of Stewart's arguments, but my favorite parts:

Stewart gets Bennett to admit "family" is the long-term basis of society, not modern marriage, and Bill goes on to volunteer that gay people are already part of families.

Stewart says, "It's a debate about whether gay people are part of the human condition, or just a random fetish."
muscadine: (SUCKS!)
My Happy Bunny Quiz Result )


Dec. 7th, 2005 12:11 pm
muscadine: (Music/Party/Wonder Woman)
It's been a while, but we're back with style!
So, get set to have some fun!
We'll bring you action, and satisfaction!
We're the Chipmunks, C-H-I-P-M-U-N-K!
We're the Chipmunks, guaranteed to brighten your day!

Indeed, Chipmunks, you did, you did.

I used to love that cartoon show.
muscadine: (Lusty/Playful/Silly/Carried Away)
Ganked from [ profile] 14cyclenotes

" - the website that makes abstinence fun!"

" WARNING: This site contains descriptions of graphic sexual abstinence and offers abstinence-only education based on the strictest most literal interpretations of the Bible. This material is not suitable for the young or easily offended."

The pictures on the "Anal Abstinence" section are priceless.
muscadine: (Spiritual/Paired Saints)

My Unitarian Jihad Name is: The Jackhammer of Enlightenment.

Get yours.

My First Reformed Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Whip of Reasoned Mindfulness. What's yours?
muscadine: (Stunned/Confused Angel)

Girl: I try to be a morally responsible consumer.
Grrrl: Consuming morally still reinforces the social importance of consumption.
Grrrl: You're using your money to feel morally superior.
Grrrl: Most people buy processed agribusiness crap because that's what they can afford.
Grrrl: Your ideals are a luxury.

*goes to eat some cookies*


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